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This is what this lj is about: Porn. Gratuitous amounts of porn. Occasionally angst and very little plot. I also occasionally make icons, and fanmixes, and art. But mostly porn.

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I'm sick of having to search through my journal to find all my fics, so here is a roundup post. Fandoms include Heroes, Doctor Who, Buffy, and various sundry others. Updated 01/07/09

( Heroes fics )

( Reaper )

( Eclipse/Orbit )

( Various other fandoms )

( Things I am ashamed of )

Icons for Supernatural 4x22, because it was awesome beyond awesome. Dean/Castiel slashy goodness (with wall slamming!), and totally a homage to Good Omens. Dean and Castiel are totally the new sorta!Crowley and Aziraphale.

And I actually sorta liked Ruby in this episode (shame! I know!) and I now officially ship Ruby/Lilith since their love is epic and evil.

[28] Supernatural



( Just because it's written, doesn't mean it can't be crossed out. )

Title: Fear/Chaos, or, The Sex Games of Psychopaths
Author: tessykins
Fandom: Nolanverse Batman
Pairing: Joker/Scarecrow
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight

( Time to play )

Star Trek icons, because the reboot is beyond awesome and slashtastic. Going back to my roots, Kirk/Spock! The original, the best!

[25] Star Trek XI



( To boldly go where no one has gone before )

Icons for "Briar Rose" and "Omega" in dollhousestills.

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More Dollhouse icons! Challenge 34: Haunted.

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I made some icons for dollhousestills, which is my newest obsession. Challenge 33: Dolls at Work. Only the first four were actually submitted. If you want 'em, take 'em, but please credit me.

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Title: Steal Your Breath
Pairing: Joanna Crane/girl!Joker, mentions of Joanna Crane/Harriet Dent and Harriet Dent/girl!Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Genderfuck, breathplay (erotic asphyxiation), talk of threesomes, the Joker, crazy fucking shit.
Notes: Based on aunt_zelda's lovely femslash Baman/Joker series. I promised her some porn, and here it is. This story happens in an AU where Crane was never exposed in the fear toxin scheme, and both the Joker and Harvey (Harriet) Dent end up in Arkham Asylum. And everyone has switched genders.

( Steal Your Breath )

God, I am so stressed right now.

We're moving on March 30th, which is insane. I'm so not ready. With everything that's going on, I have had no time to pack. Plus the logistics of moving out the same day we're moving into the new house is crazy.

And my sister moved back in with us from Boston. And she and my mother should never be allowed to live together. Plus, the house we're moving into is spitting distance from her abusive ex-boyfriend's mother. It's bringing up a lot of bad memories for her and my mom just does not get it.

And then the whole thing where my computer got AIDS. Argh.

And now my dogs are fighting. Teagan had to have her canine teeth removed and now Winnie has started to attack her. And both Teagan and Bowen have started attacking her back. There have been four serious fights in the past week. My mom's finger got chomped on pretty bad, and my dad's knuckle got all scraped. In fact, my asshole dad suggested that we put Winnie down.

This morning, Winnie and Teagan got into a fight. Luckily, I grabbed Winnie and my sister grabbed Teag. And just when we got them separated, Bo bounded up the stairs and attacked Winnie. I had to wrestle Winnie to the ground. My legs got scratched up pretty bad, to the point of bleeding. It's actually a little funny: I have a lot of scratches on my left leg near my naughty places. It looks like I have a particularly aggressive girlfriend with long nails.

But I'm stressed about it. I've never had to deal with anything like this before. And if we can't break Winnie of this habit, we'll have to give her up. And I've totally fallen in love with the crazy little beast.

Argh, stress. I need to write more fic to detox.

Title: Iron Enough
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: 4x13, for the alt!Doctor.
Warnings: Consensual D/s, mindfucking, the Master, existential angst
Notes: I started this for rounds_of_kink but didn't finish it in a timely fashion. So it's freelance now. And I had time at work. It's inspired by and quotes Pterry's young adult book “Wintersmith”. Yeah, I know, shame on me. But it's a fantastic book, and you should read it and then write porn inspired by it.

( These are things that make a man )

Title: Barflight
Fandom: Torchwood/Firefly
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Mal Reynolds
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for rounds_of_kink, prompt "Nice coat" and kink "alpha males."

( Nice coat )

Title: Inside Information
Pairing: Audrey/Hana
Rating: R
Notes: Written for rounds_of_kink. The prompt was "Inside information" and the kink was "Email/chatroom interaction".
Spoilers: “The Death of Hana Gitelman”.

( Inside Information )

I feel happyyy!

Anyways, I'm not dead. My laptop caught a monster killer virus and my dad and I had to strip it down to the factory resets. So I was without a puter for a bout a week.

But I saved everything off my harddrive! YAY! No loss of music, porn or fic. I just have to reinstall all my programs and get everything the way I want it.

And I'm moving March 31. Which is also the date my transfer application for UNH is due. So I'm not busy at all.

OMFG, you guys. I finally watched the newest episode of BSG (I spent the weekend getting incredibly impaired).

And OH MY FUCKING GOD. What an amazing episode. And also disturbing. But awesome.

( SPOILERS )

Title: Song of the West Wind
Rating: PG-15
Pairings: Dean/Nick, oblique Dean/Castiel
Warnings: AU of 4x14 “Sex & Violence”. Major character death!

How has no one written something like this yet? Shame, slashers, shame.

( Song of the West Wind )

Heroes Slash Awards are over! Congrats to everyone who won or placed!

I'm very excited. Graveyard Shift is runner-up for Best Crossover. Twist, Snap is also runner-up for Best Peter/Claude (Porn). And Mile High (30,000 Feet Remix) is one of the winners for Best Elle/Claire (Porn).



It just makes me think. I should obviously stick to writing femslash :D Argh, though. Eclaire is now stuck in the past just like Plaude. Goddamn. And I haven't found any femslash pairing that gets to me like these two blondes.

Also, my recs for shows right now: Dollhouse, Burn Notice, Leverage and of course Battlestar Galactica. Dollhouse because Eliza + Joss = WIN. When the Mutant Enemy card grr argh'ed its way across my TV, I squealed with joy. Also, Middleman was on it last night! Burn Notice is my new love because it's funny attractive spies who often blow things up. And Leverage is cheesetastic conman fun. And Mark Shepard has been on both in the last two weeks. And BSG, how I love you. Finally, the mythology, guys.

So if you've been wondering where I ran off to... Well, in the past week, my parents sold our house and bought a new one. Plus, I had a bio exam that I was kinda worried about (I kicked its ass). And man, the pot is really starting to cut it.

Now that I've got a little more time, I'm trying to work hard on MAD. But no promises.

Sorry I've been dead, guys.

I started taking night classes mid-january and getting used to the new schedule (and homework) is really hard. I'm taking English Comp, Technically Algebra, and Human Bio. Dude, the English class was such a mistake. It's so fucking easy, like stuff I did in freshman year in high school. It's so boring I'm having trouble giving a damn.

And I found my old iPod. We had a major snowmelt this weekend, and my sister found it hanging out in a snowbank. And shockingly, it works perfectly. The thing's a fucking tank, I swear.

I've been hearing good things about the new Heroes eps. I'm kinda thinking about giving it a second chance (or you know, fifth). Advise me, guys?

Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and comment with your choices. Then copy this and post it in your own journal to see how your friends view you.

* dominant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* bare foot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or jock
* brains or brawn
* common sense or book smarts

Hey guys, I'm almost finished writing 3x2 for MAD, and I want to set up a beta schedule.

Some spoilers: someone named M dies, a blonde will die before the end, there are three hookups, and someone unexpected has a streak of ruthless bastard.

Chapter 1: Slouching Towards Bethlehem
Chapter 2: The Widening Gyre
Chapter 3: One of Us, One of Them
Chapter 4: Future History
Chapter 5: Do Not Go Gentle
Chapter 6: The Dying of the Light
Chapter 7: Had Forked No Lightning
Chapter 8: The Center Cannot Hold
Chapter 9: Sang the Sun in Flight
Chapter 10: In the Beginning
Chapter 11/12 (depends on length): What Rough Beast
Chapter 13: Its Hour Come Round at Last

So if any of you lovely people would like to volunteer for a chapter or two (or more), I would be very grateful and love you forever.

LOL. I totally need a MAD icon now.