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This is what this lj is about: Porn. Gratuitous amounts of porn. Occasionally angst and very little plot. I also occasionally make icons, and fanmixes, and art. But mostly porn.

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I'm sick of having to search through my journal to find all my fics, so here is a roundup post. Fandoms include Heroes, Doctor Who, Buffy, and various sundry others. Updated 01/07/09

( Heroes fics )

( Reaper )

( Eclipse/Orbit )

( Various other fandoms )

( Things I am ashamed of )

Title: Bang the Gong
Pairing: Dean/future!Cas/future!Dean
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Takes place entirely in 5x04
Warnings: Threesome, double penetration! Time travel masturbation. Drug use.
Summary: Bang the gong till the lights go out

( Bang the Gong )

Title: Mission: Deflower
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: 5x03

( Dean keeps his promise. )

Since I transferred everything to a new computer, I thought I'd get my ass in gear and make a tutorial list. These are all the tutorials I've used and/or learned from. Enjoy, cause this was a buttload of work.


My own tutorial:

( Tutorials! )

Title: Company Girls
Pairing: Elle/Claire
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In a Company compound, two young girls grew up together and became women. AU.
Notes: It's a fanmix too! Written for heroes15



( Company Girls )

In belated honor of the International Day of Femslash, I give you random femslash icons! I'm also working on finishing an Elle/Claire story, that should be posted tomorrow.

[01] Dollhouse (Echo/Sierra)
[04] Middleman (Wendy/Lacey)
[12] DEBS (Amy/Lucy)
[09] Doctor Who (Donna/Rose)



( Yay femslash! )

I have a new laptop! It is awesome and sexy and wonderful.

My old laptop finally gave up the ghost, after being near-dead for two weeks. Argh. I have been going through serious porn withdrawl. It was bad, man. But now it's over and I can start writing again.

Yay!

Icons for Supernatural 4x22, because it was awesome beyond awesome. Dean/Castiel slashy goodness (with wall slamming!), and totally a homage to Good Omens. Dean and Castiel are totally the new sorta!Crowley and Aziraphale.

And I actually sorta liked Ruby in this episode (shame! I know!) and I now officially ship Ruby/Lilith since their love is epic and evil.

[28] Supernatural



( Just because it's written, doesn't mean it can't be crossed out. )

Title: Fear/Chaos, or, The Sex Games of Psychopaths
Author: tessykins
Fandom: Nolanverse Batman
Pairing: Joker/Scarecrow
Spoilers: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight

( Time to play )

Star Trek icons, because the reboot is beyond awesome and slashtastic. Going back to my roots, Kirk/Spock! The original, the best!

[25] Star Trek XI



( To boldly go where no one has gone before )

Icons for "Briar Rose" and "Omega" in dollhousestills.

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More Dollhouse icons! Challenge 34: Haunted.

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I made some icons for dollhousestills, which is my newest obsession. Challenge 33: Dolls at Work. Only the first four were actually submitted. If you want 'em, take 'em, but please credit me.

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Title: Steal Your Breath
Pairing: Joanna Crane/girl!Joker, mentions of Joanna Crane/Harriet Dent and Harriet Dent/girl!Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Genderfuck, breathplay (erotic asphyxiation), talk of threesomes, the Joker, crazy fucking shit.
Notes: Based on aunt_zelda's lovely femslash Baman/Joker series. I promised her some porn, and here it is. This story happens in an AU where Crane was never exposed in the fear toxin scheme, and both the Joker and Harvey (Harriet) Dent end up in Arkham Asylum. And everyone has switched genders.

( Steal Your Breath )

God, I am so stressed right now.

We're moving on March 30th, which is insane. I'm so not ready. With everything that's going on, I have had no time to pack. Plus the logistics of moving out the same day we're moving into the new house is crazy.

And my sister moved back in with us from Boston. And she and my mother should never be allowed to live together. Plus, the house we're moving into is spitting distance from her abusive ex-boyfriend's mother. It's bringing up a lot of bad memories for her and my mom just does not get it.

And then the whole thing where my computer got AIDS. Argh.

And now my dogs are fighting. Teagan had to have her canine teeth removed and now Winnie has started to attack her. And both Teagan and Bowen have started attacking her back. There have been four serious fights in the past week. My mom's finger got chomped on pretty bad, and my dad's knuckle got all scraped. In fact, my asshole dad suggested that we put Winnie down.

This morning, Winnie and Teagan got into a fight. Luckily, I grabbed Winnie and my sister grabbed Teag. And just when we got them separated, Bo bounded up the stairs and attacked Winnie. I had to wrestle Winnie to the ground. My legs got scratched up pretty bad, to the point of bleeding. It's actually a little funny: I have a lot of scratches on my left leg near my naughty places. It looks like I have a particularly aggressive girlfriend with long nails.

But I'm stressed about it. I've never had to deal with anything like this before. And if we can't break Winnie of this habit, we'll have to give her up. And I've totally fallen in love with the crazy little beast.

Argh, stress. I need to write more fic to detox.

Title: Iron Enough
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: 4x13, for the alt!Doctor.
Warnings: Consensual D/s, mindfucking, the Master, existential angst
Notes: I started this for rounds_of_kink but didn't finish it in a timely fashion. So it's freelance now. And I had time at work. It's inspired by and quotes Pterry's young adult book “Wintersmith”. Yeah, I know, shame on me. But it's a fantastic book, and you should read it and then write porn inspired by it.

( These are things that make a man )

Title: Barflight
Fandom: Torchwood/Firefly
Pairing: Jack Harkness/Mal Reynolds
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for rounds_of_kink, prompt "Nice coat" and kink "alpha males."

( Nice coat )

Title: Inside Information
Pairing: Audrey/Hana
Rating: R
Notes: Written for rounds_of_kink. The prompt was "Inside information" and the kink was "Email/chatroom interaction".
Spoilers: “The Death of Hana Gitelman”.

( Inside Information )

I feel happyyy!

Anyways, I'm not dead. My laptop caught a monster killer virus and my dad and I had to strip it down to the factory resets. So I was without a puter for a bout a week.

But I saved everything off my harddrive! YAY! No loss of music, porn or fic. I just have to reinstall all my programs and get everything the way I want it.

And I'm moving March 31. Which is also the date my transfer application for UNH is due. So I'm not busy at all.